
 
        
         
		a  German  gentleman  once who  evolved  a  camel  out  of  his  
 inner  consciousness.  It  was  a  wonderful  thing; ^ still,  you  
 know,  it  was  not  a  good  camel,  only  a  thing which  people  
 personally unacquainted with  camels  could  believe  in.  Now  
 I  am  ambitious  to make  a  picture,  if  I  make one  at  all,  that  
 people  who  do  know  the  original  can  believe  in— even  if  
 they  criticise  its  points— and  so  I  give  you  details  a  more  
 showy  artist would  omit. 
 CH A P T ER   I 
 LIVERPOOL  TO  SIERRA  LEONE 
 Setting forth how  the voyager departs  from England  in a  stout vessel and  
 in good  company,  and  reaches  in  due  course  the  Island  of  the  Grand  
 Canary,  and  then  the  Port  of  Sierra  Leone  :  to which  is  added  some  
 account of  this latter place and  the  comeliness  of  its women. 
 T h e   West  Coast  of  Africa  is  like  the  Arctic  regions  in  one  
 particular,  and  that  is  that when  you  have  once  visited  it  you  
 want  to  go back  there  again  ;  and,  now  I  come to think  of  it,  
 there  is  another  particular  in which  it  is  like  them,  and  that  
 is  that  the  chances  you  have  of  returning  from  it  at  all  are  
 small,  for  it  is  a Belle Dame sans merci. 
 I know that  from many who  know the Coast, there will be  a  
 chorus  of  dissent  from  the  first  part  of  my  sentence,  and  a  
 chorus  of  assent  to  the  second.  But  if  you  were  to  take  
 many  of  the  men  who  most  energetically  assert  that  they  
 wish  they  were  home  in  England,  “ and  see  if  they  would  
 ever  come  to  the  etc.,  etc.,  place  again,”  and  if  you were  to  
 bring  them home,  and  let  them  stay  there  a  little while,  I  am  
 pretty  sure  that-H-in  the  absence  of  attractions  other  than  
 those  of merely  being  home  in  England,  notwithstanding  its  
 glorious,  joys  of  omnibuses,  underground  railways,  and  
 evening newspapers-^these  same  men,  in  terms  varying with  
 individual  cases, will  be  found  sneaking  back  apologetically  
 to  the  Coast. 
 I  succumbed  to  the  charm  of  the  Coast  as  soon  as  I  left  
 Sierra  Leone  on  my  first voyage  out,  and  I  saw more  than  
 enough during  that voyage  to  make me  recognise  that  there  
 was  any  amount  of  work  for  me  worth  doing  down  there.  
 So  I warned  the Coast  I was  coming back again and the Coast  
 did not  believe  me  ;  and  on  my  return  to  it  a  second  time